funny anecdotes

STUFF I’VE SAID THIS WEEK:

• Stop drinking my moisturiser• Get off your sister’s head• Spaghetti pasta is not a toy• Why are you both naked?• If you don’t stop…

QUESTION TIME (life with a curious preschooler)

Me to Big Sis: ‘Can you take your shoes off please?’Big Sis: ‘Why?’Me: ‘Because they’re dirty.’Big Sis: ‘Why?’Me: ‘Because you were playing outside at playgroup.’Big Sis:…

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I’m Jacqui – a 40+ freelance journalist & lifestyle blogger.

I’ve been a magazine features writer for over 20 years, and in 2009 became one of the UK’s original ‘Mummy Bloggers’.

I’m proud mum to two funny & spirited girls; born summer 2008 and autumn 2010, and we all live just outside London with OH and our youngest baby – a miniature dachshund, named Frankie.

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