funny kid story
ARE YOUR EARS PAINTED ON?
The other day I was running some errands with the girls, and Big Sis went running on ahead. ‘Stop… ‘ I warned. ‘Stop… STOPPPPP!!’Finally, she skidded…
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT
Today Big Sis got invited to a kids’ event I just know she’s going to go crazy for. I decided to keep it a surprise, but…
PICK YOUR BATTLES…
I wanted Lil Sis to wear her warm Winter hat. She wanted to wear her Princess tiara. First, we reached a standoff; then we reached…
NO BEES PLEASE!
Big Sis, to me, yesterday: ‘Mummy, you were very naughty today.’ Me, to Big Sis: ‘Why’s that?’‘You put honey in my sandwich.’‘I thought you liked honey?’‘No,…
LITTLE NAPS, AND KNITTED CAPS
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SCARY MONSTERS
It was a gorgeous day – 27 degrees, blue skies, with just the hint of a cooling breeze. ‘Why don’t we sit outside while your…
CAUGHT IN THE ACT…
Note to youngest child: if you’re going to steal my smartphone to play with the apps, try not to video yourself in the act. It…
PANTS ON FIRE!
Me, to Big Sis: Have you been playing in the sawdust in the back garden? Big Sis, to me: Nooooooooooo Mummy! Me, to Big Sis:…
I’VE CREATED A KISS MONSTER!!
I posted a few weeks ago about teaching Big Sis how to give proper kisses. I’d been training her for months, like an Olympic athlete, and…
About me
I’m Jacqui – a 40+ freelance journalist & lifestyle blogger.
I’ve been a magazine features writer for over 20 years, and in 2009 became one of the UK’s original ‘Mummy Bloggers’.
I’m proud mum to two funny & spirited girls; born summer 2008 and autumn 2010, and we all live just outside London with OH and our youngest baby – a miniature dachshund, named Frankie.
