10 Things You Neither Knew, Nor Cared to Know, About Me

2. Your most delectable piece of lingerie?
A gorgeous Agent Provocateur set, but it’s been sitting my drawer for so long it would probably disintegrate into dust if I actually tried to put it on. Not that it would fit anymore, anyway…

3. Be a famous person for a day – who and why?
Tom Cruise, so I could sign an iron-clad lifetime contract promising to never, ever make another movie. EVER.

4. Your neighbour’s dog chews up your prized, and very expensive, Manolos. What do you do?
Ha! I’d wake myself up from the dream in which I can afford Manolos. The most expensive shoes I own were bought in the Faith sale, just before they went bust.

5. If you could only eat three things for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Chips, passionfruit, and men for breakfast.

6. Caught speeding. How do you get out of it?
Claim a plastic drink bottle got jammed under my brake while I was going downhill, and I couldn’t bend down to remove it because I’m 7-months-pregnant. Then I’d sob softly, while protectively stroking my belly.

7. Secret crush as an adult?
Martin Sheen – he’s just so charismatic. Or Adam Garcia – coz I love a man who can dance. But don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret crush.

8. Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left – but I often get out on the wrong side of the bed.

9. Snog, Marry, Avoid?
My OH, my OH, my OH – depending on what kind of mood I’m in (and what kind of mood he’s in). 

10. Rudest word you have in your (child-free) vocabulary?
It’s so unbelievably rude that Google automatically deletes the word every time I try to type it. You’ll just have to use your imagination.