Walking into our local cafe, there were two well-dressed women in the window seat where the girls and I usually sat.
Lil Sis marched right up to them, put her hands on her hips, and glared until they stopped talking, and turned to look at her.
‘My MUMMY’S seat!’ she shouted. ‘Go ‘way!’
Looks like we’ll be finding a new cafe to frequent…
AND THEN THE GROUND OPENED UP…
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I’m Jacqui – a 40+ freelance journalist & lifestyle blogger.
I’ve been a magazine features writer for over 20 years, and in 2009 became one of the UK’s original ‘Mummy Bloggers’.
I’m proud mum to two funny & spirited girls; born summer 2008 and autumn 2010, and we all live just outside London with OH and our youngest baby – a miniature dachshund, named Frankie.
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Oh God in a few weeks or months, when Aaron is saying even more than he already is, that is exactly the sort of thing he would do……
You must have wanted the ground to swallow you up.
Liska x
duurrr just read the subject heading – that was exactly what you wanted LOL x
Hilarious! I’m dreading that embarrassing stage where children say exactly what they’re thinking ( not quite there with the 3-year-old). Here’s hoping they grow out of it
Woops. I’ve heard they grow out of it by about 14. My daughter told the woman next to us in the supermarket how she has lice and they make her scratch her neck. I explained that she did catch lice once and we got rid of them immediately.
Three words: WOT SO FUNEE?
Oh Dear, This is the same as my daughter would do,
Bha ha! Very funny.
Haha, that’s brilliant. I bet you wish the ground had opened…
Sounds like maybe they should find a different cafe 😉 xx
Having a nosy on your page and stumbled on this post that cracks me up. Kids always to the rescue. Now, you’re safe! 🙂
Love it! Now… here did she get the whole hand-on-hips-glare thing???