IT’S A MAKEUP MASSACRE


So, I found Lil Sis putting on pretend lipstick at her toy dressing table…

…except it wasn’t her pretend lipstick, it was red felt-tip pen. 

Ooops. 

3 Comments

  1. Lucy Dimbylow - March 8, 2013 reply

    Oh… I remember picking my son (now seven) up from preschool one time, and being summoned by the leader. My heart was thumping, thinking he’d beaten someone up or weed in the sandpit. Then she presented him to me – my fully made up son, done from eyebrows to lips in red felt tip. It took DAYS to get rid of it!

  2. mummyslittlemonkey - March 8, 2013 reply

    Haha! Just WHAT is the fascination with drawing all over their faces?!?
    Big Sis did the same once with mascara, and looked like she had a massive monobrow. It was waterproof too, so it was a nightmare to get off too!! xx

  3. Zaz - March 15, 2013 reply

    Love it! And she looks so proud! I hope you’re keeping these for future bribery

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