So Tots 100 are running a Blog Hop comp with Dirt Devil, huh? Calling for posts about the naughtiest thing your kid has ever done, are they? Ha! In fact, double Ha!
My difficulty now is not what to put in, it’s what to leave out.
Shall I talk about the now infamous time when Big Sis opened her nappy and smeared herself in crap, until she was wearing a full-body poo suit?
Or the time when she used her full nappy like a painters’ palette and slapped poopy handprints all along our freshly-painted bedroom wall. While it was on the market. Just before a potential buyer was due for a second viewing.
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve found the kitchen cupboards ransacked, sodden toilet rolls jammed in the loo bowl, her books torn to shreds, a 2.5 foot-high biro mural scribbled on every wall, and one bite taken out of every apple in the fruit bowl.
And then, there was this (press play, bottom left):
• This post is part of the Blog Hop competition sponsored by Dirt Devil
