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| The, erm… cock |
Me to Big Sis: ‘What’s that you’ve made?’
Big Sis: ‘That’s my cock.’
Me, : ‘Erm. I’m sorry, what did you say it was?’
Big Sis: ‘My cock.’
Me: ‘Your… cock?’
Big Sis: ‘Yes Mummy. Ding dong, ding dong.’
Me: ‘Do you mean your clock?’
Big Sis, impatient now: ‘Yeeeeess Mummy. My cock.’
I’m Jacqui – a 40+ freelance journalist & lifestyle blogger.
I’ve been a magazine features writer for over 20 years, and in 2009 became one of the UK’s original ‘Mummy Bloggers’.
I’m proud mum to two funny & spirited girls; born summer 2008 and autumn 2010, and we all live just outside London with OH and our youngest baby – a miniature dachshund, named Frankie.
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Laughing so much! You must have been worried as it looks like one too! x
Oh, hilarious! 🙂
Ha ha, fantastic! I love the things kids say! 🙂
oh and thanks for linking up! :-)))
thats awesome!
mine were reading tonight and my son turned to be and said mummy does that say w*nk; it said wink!!!!!
Oh my Word. Kids sure say the darnedest things
She keeps you on your toes doesn’t she? Just think this is only the start …
Thanks for making me Laugh !
hee hee, cant stop laughing and Husband doesn’t understand why xxx
Hahahahahaha! When Joel was a baby, just learning to speak, he went through a stage of apparently shouting “w*nker” whenever we were out driving. After a few days of being totally horrified and racking our brains as to where he’d picked up such a word, we realised he was saying “one car”. Relief all round. 🙂