CRINGE.


Picking my eldest up from school, her teacher came over, with a smile on her face. 

‘Big Sis made me laugh today,’ she started. 
‘Did she..?’ I replied (nervously). 

She explained that the class had been crafting, using bottle corks. 

‘These are just like the ones from my Daddy’s wine!’ Big Sis announced, loudly. ‘My Daddy drinks a LOT of wine. He drinks it aaaaaaaaaaaaall day, and aaaaaaaaaaaaall night too!’


Awkward. 


• disclaimer: Daddy does not drink wine aaaaaaaaaaaaall day, and aaaaaaaaaaaaall night. Honest. 





7 Comments

  1. Haha! At least she didn’t say it was your wine 🙂

  2. Hilarious 🙂 that did make me laugh x

  3. Actually Mummy - January 17, 2013 reply

    Of course he doesn’t! The wine is Mummy’s!!

  4. MishMashMamma - January 17, 2013 reply

    Or what he gets up to after he has been drinking all day and all night! 😉

  5. lol bless, they are funny aren’t they xx

  6. Brilliant! I have tried not to use the word Cava in front of Bibsey for fear that she will use it against me like this.

  7. Mieka Smiles - January 20, 2013 reply

    Ha! My son is only 20 months old and comes up to me with the beer mat and says: “Daddy’s? Daddy’s?”. It’s quite concerning really.

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